I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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