Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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