Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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