hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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