I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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