her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
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The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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