I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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