Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
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I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
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in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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