The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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