; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
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The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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