Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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