You surviving the open bar?
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Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
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I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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