Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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