so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
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