make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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