Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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