her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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