shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I believe in your delicious
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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