So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
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I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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