You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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