Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
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Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.