Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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