i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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