you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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