ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
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Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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