Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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