On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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