do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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