how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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