i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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