Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
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Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
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I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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