Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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