just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I don't think brook has ever known best
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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