So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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