I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Randomize
