my soul wont recognize me after tonight
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
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He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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