yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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