Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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