Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Randomize
