so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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