it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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