hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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