But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
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She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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