do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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