the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
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