I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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