Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize
