I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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