Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
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I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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