I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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