Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
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weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
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I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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