There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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