She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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