Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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